May 21, 2010

What would Freud say?


So, the other night I had a strange dream...

My father, wife, and myself go to Taco Bell for some reason or another to have dinner.  They are having one of those promotions involving scratch-off cards.  These cards are folded in half, so you have to open them to get to the scratch-off area.

My father, who needs glasses to read, asks me to see what his says, as he had apparently forgotten his glasses again.  This is not an unusual thing, either.  So, I look down, expecting it to say he won a free soft taco... and see it says "$50,000/yr for Life (or 134 Years)".  I found the specificness of 134 years to be particularly odd.  Suddenly, my wife starts giggling in excitement.  I look at her and she's holding her own scratch-off ticket.  She says that it's a winner for $200,000!  I tell her that we need to not spend it on frivolous things and save it to pay off her student loans when she graduates from Pharmacy School.
I then realize I also have a scratch-off ticket... I open it and find that it was already scratched-off.
"Not a Winner".
Then I realize it has 2 hot sauce packets stapled to the inside as well.

"Figures.", I say.  I then wake up.

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